"We tried to vote you off the island a long time ago."
- Brooke Prether

"I took one for the team!"
- Janette Mallery, My Beloved Wife

"Chris Mallery is a great role model."
- George Ball

"Your kids are going to have hooves, Mallery."
- Colin White

"Mallery, is that your pager in the urinal?"
- Colin White

"What is it about Unix people and sheep?"
- Tory McWilliams

"What do you buy the person who needs everything?"
- Sara Robinson

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
- Jamie Prosser

"I'd miss you less, if you stabbed me."
- Jen Barrick

"If I find out I am you, I am going to pissed."
- Patrick Michaud

"One day I am going to stop being an atheist because of you."
- Patrick Michaud

"I am not good at this advice stuff, but you're screwed."
- Heather Kandoll

"I'd imagine, with your job, everyday is a bad day to quit smoking."
- Jeff Hogan

"I don't know what normal is, but I know you're not it."
- Damien Koemans

"If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were a good guy."
- Jaime Kurc